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On a serious note I think I'm going to like Digg

From
http://blog.digg.com/?p=74

"Digg This: 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
by Kevin Rose at 9pm, May 1st, 2007 in Digg Website
Today was an insane day. And as the founder of Digg, I just wanted to post my thoughts…

In building and shaping the site I’ve always tried to stay as hands on as possible. We’ve always given site moderation (digging/burying) power to the community. Occasionally we step in to remove stories that violate our terms of use (eg. linking to pornography, illegal downloads, racial hate sites, etc.). So today was a difficult day for us. We had to decide whether to remove stories containing a single code based on a cease and desist declaration. We had to make a call, and in our desire to avoid a scenario where Digg would be interrupted or shut down, we decided to comply and remove the stories with the code.

But now, after seeing hundreds of stories and reading thousands of comments, you’ve made it clear. You’d rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be.

If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying.

Digg on,

Kevin
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http://blog.digg.com/?p=74

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Perhaps it pays to complain? Sometimes;)

Wen't 12 days with out anyone joining
http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=102684

Looks like a good end of the month.

2007-08-17 18:09:17 N/A http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=111907 basic member 1.00 2nd (5%) $ 0.05
2007-08-18 21:28:58 N/A http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=112051 basic member 1.00 2nd (5%) $ 0.05
2007-08-22 10:51:44 N/A http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=112562 basic member 1.00 2nd (5%) $ 0.05
2007-08-23 14:35:11 N/A http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=112736 basic member 1.00 2nd (5%) $ 0.05
2007-08-24 20:26:25 N/A http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=112902 basic member 1.00 3rd (3%) $ 0.03

Also link referal downline members let me know if you want your link referal URL in rotation. I have to many members to put you all in rotataion so I want to put you in if you would appricate downline members.

Did get a guy from India caushing me on the Link Referal forum not to use Link Referal to promote my busisness.

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New Country Rock Band Flynnville Train Albumn CD debut Sept.11, 07 Toby Keith's record label and opening act Enter Contest Win Tickets
http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=112051

Hope they are good;)

How about a few jokes from Seseme Street.

What chews but doesn't eat? A chew-chew train. Or was it what chews but doesn't have teath?

What has teath but doesn't eat? A comb.

OOPS ment to post the last two post in the Thank YOu for joining link referal thread. Well at least I had some jokes included;)

I'll just edit in in that thread for anyone wanting thank yous for joining to come over here.

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Oops I joined another traffic exchange [THD] . Does anyone want a traffic exchange?

[QUOTE=LOVEgoesMLM;11909]Hum, I guess this one is going to be given away?

http://thehitdirector.com?r=58021

Think I'll put http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z1212
and this very thread into rotation

Oops I joined another TE.

Surf ratio wasn't very generious but I earned 19 hits on my 18th to 23rd click. So bonuses may be generious;) [/QUOTE]

LOL Even updated my siggy [On NTC].

Okay perhaps this isn't a joke joke but after you have joined as many TEs joing yet another one takes a twist of sorts.

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How come the blond couldn't build a downline?
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Okay not my best joke ever; but, here it is

Did you hear about the tortis that won the lotto?
It bought a new shell.

There is a Competition! try to surf the most you can to win.



Surfing CompetitionID Name Surfed
58072 hardshell1945 499
58158 wesdavis 308
58069 Gary7781 296
58112 Lottoplayingtortis 236
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
Just changed my user name on
http://hitpond.com?r=58112

58236 ginnys1999 210
58189 MKStolson 196
58084 RainyDP 122

Hello dragons have you joined
http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=102684

58168 Kirk 58
58238 Joan Fleischmann 31
58161 johnora 29

As I said before it would be cool if I won the lotto becasue of my bad spelling

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Re-e-posed the husband store earlier
http://www.money-talk.org/thread1156.html

But got an even bigger laugh out of this one.

C+, Java, and...

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.

While he was there another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper "I'll have a C monkey please".

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop,
and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash and handed it to the
customer, saying, "That will be $5000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the
tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive
monkey, most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C+ very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive - $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a VFP monkey; it
can manage object-oriented programming, VFP... even some Java.
All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.

He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others
put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do
anything, but it says it's a consultant."


Stefan

found on
http://forums.startxchange.com/showthread.php?t=1936

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quote:
Originally posted by hotinvestclub
How come the blond couldn't build a downline?


To buzy pealing M & Ms.

Here are some more.

What kid of skunk doesn't stink?

An E-skunk.

You may be a redneck if you think SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.

What if Deep Purple were rednecks? Then Space Trucking would be Skunk Hunting.

Did you hear about the monkey who wone the lotto? He was just monkeying around when he bought his ticket.

How come the blond wouldn't use a splash page? s/he was afraid she would get her computer wet.

What if Aerosmith were blond? That would explain a lot of their 70s behavior. One forum deleated this one but I also mentioned a PPL rep once told me MLM stands for most lose money. But with Lotto Magic you can be in profit your first month if your lucky. And if you have been in it a while sometimes the harder you work the luckier you get. Don't say MLM doesn't work if you haven't run adverts!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941
Did you hear about the extentalist that won the lotto?

S/he chose to buy a ticket. 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for FREE info on the best lotto club.

Orginally posted on
http://www.nettrafficchat.com/showthread.php?t=1821


LOL I had forgotten that promotional diddy;)

Here is today's cute and paste joke/advert.

Why did the cow join Link Referal + 3 Lotto Winning Cows

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Why did the cow join http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=102684 ?

To promote silly.

Just paid a library fine and they said to make the check payable to COW for City Of Westminster!!! So of course I had to tell them about the cow that won the lotto.

Did you hear about the three cows that won the lotto?
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

The first cow said, "Moo La"
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

The second cow jumped the moon.
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

The 3rd cow didn't say Moo La or jump the moon.
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
The third cow kept it a secrete and met with a realitor to buy the moon.

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Found some good ones on http://www.jobsnetwork.in/showthread.php?p=316#post316 and shared my newest orginal joke.

On a serious note it is nice to see people in India concerned about working conditions.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ashu2811
What happens when people of different occupations get old.

- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

- Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.

- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

- Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.

- Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.

- Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

- Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.

- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

- Old garagemen never die, they just retire.

- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

- Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.

- Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

- Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

- Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

- Old investors never die, they just roll over.

- Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

- Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

- Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

- Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

- Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

- Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.

- Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

- Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...

- Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

- Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

- Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

- Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

- Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

- Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.

- Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

- Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....

- Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

- Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

- Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

- Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

- Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.

- Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

- Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.

- Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

- Old students never die, they just get degraded.

- Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

- Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

- Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.

- Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

thanks,
ashu

LOL on quite a few and I haven't even read them all yet!!!!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a train?
A chuga chuga moo moo.

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Found this one on a siggy friendly cat forum.

http://www.catforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=52335

A little sad man is sitting in the pub. A really guy comes in, slaps him on the shoulder and drinks the little sad mans beer.

The sad man: "Oh, it is all really sad... I came home yesterday, my wife wasn´t there, she took my money, my car, the house is empty... I wanted to die. I layed down on the tracks... rerouting.... I wanted to hang myself... rope breaks... I have no gun... It is really sad... Now I bought a beer with my last money... infuse poison - and YOU drink it!!!"

Posted my newest cat joke on
http://www.thecatsite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=176754

Did you hear about the cat named Bill that won the lotto?
His owner changed his name to Bills.

http://www.flalottomagic.net/?=H4444 for info on the best lotto club

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New joke was birthed on http://www.money-talk.org/thread8151.html it is an okay joke if you already got them laughing.

For a TE that rocks

http://mobhits.biz/?r=60647

If you listen to fools the mob rulz.

what do you get if you cross a train with a cow?

a chug a chug a moo mo

Finally made a new flyer with the cow lotto jokes on it.

Started out with Lotto Magic is a Monster Opportunity so it was basically a halloween flyer. Used orange which does stick out so I think I'll use the flyer all year.

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Two new Lotto Jokes thanks to E-wealth and My space the below was previously posted on http://www.ewealth.com/showthread.php?p=151828#post151828

[QUOTE=Ellsworth Perciville Lee;151775]

[COLOR="SandyBrown"][SIZE="6"]EPL[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Thanks to
http://www.ewealth.com/showthread.php?p=151816#post151816 I now have two more lotto jokes.

How come no one liked the redneck who won the lotto?
cuz s/he was still a redneck.

How come no one liked the poop who won the lotto?
Cuz it still stank.

http://www.flalottomagic.net/?=Z4444 is not a joke.

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quote:
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Why did the blond join Digg?
Because she missed her dog.

Previously posted on
http://www.freeadvertisingzone.com/showthread.php?p=24064#post24064
and re-e-posted on
http://www.nettrafficchat.com/showthread.php?p=11428#post11428


Another to RE-e-tell.

"LOL I'll be re-e-telling that I found in the blue room.

quote:
Originally posted by donnieyen
I think that I'm a chicken

Panda Psychiatrist: What's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken.

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!


http://www.money-talk.org/msg47701.html#47701

How come the chicken couldn't win the lotto?
Cuz he was to chicken to buy a ticket.

How come the lotto playing chicken crossed the road?
To buy a lotto ticket.

Perhaps I should be telling blond jokes instead of chicken jokes.

How come the blond wouldn't use a splash page?
S/he was afraid she would get her computer wet.

How come the golden goose joined a lotto club?
She got to old to lay the golden eggs.

Did you hear about the Amway distributor that won the lotto?
S/he spent it all trying to build a downline.

How come the MLM chicken crossed the road?
She hear there was a downline on the other side."

and since this is the advert section

Why did the chicken join http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=102684

To get her site reviewed.

Lotto Magic gets good reviews on http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=102684 and that is no joke!!!

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Just found a good one here on money-talk

"Cute money joke


A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy..

The little boy was delighted with the $5..00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those jerks took $95..00 in taxes. "

http://www.money-talk.org/thread12412.html

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