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dreamer100
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy..

The little boy was delighted with the $5..00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those jerks took $95..00 in taxes.
Post Tue May 19, 2009 9:59 pm
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Hahaha very funny joke!
Post Tue May 19, 2009 11:12 pm
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I read this joke but they are just alike but not that much. btw it is funny,
Post Wed May 20, 2009 6:36 am
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LOL nice to see some jokes.

I was going to start a thread asking why Spain isn't in the G20.

NPR was joking a while back about Biden hope I spellt it right going to New Zealand for a funeral only the guy hadn't died yet and they wanted the VP to say and wait.

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that was pretty funny, i was expecting a diffrent punchline. that was good
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:58 pm
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That is really funny.
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Lol! that was pretty funny, it's nice to see some jokes around here Smile
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i've seen a very similar joke only it was English, but basically the same punchline.
ps, how do you get down from an elephant?


you don't, you get down from a duck
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Post more jokes...
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haha!That's really funny!
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Haha, I didn't see that punch line coming
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AHAHAHAHAHA omg xD! Nice one ahaha a Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
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After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”


Haha, I like that one
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Jokes with some truth behind them! Love it!
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