LottomagicZ4941
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On a serious note I think I'm going to like Digg
From
http://blog.digg.com/?p=74
"Digg This: 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
by Kevin Rose at 9pm, May 1st, 2007 in Digg Website
Today was an insane day. And as the founder of Digg, I just wanted to post my thoughts�
In building and shaping the site I�ve always tried to stay as hands on as possible. We�ve always given site moderation (digging/burying) power to the community. Occasionally we step in to remove stories that violate our terms of use (eg. linking to pornography, illegal downloads, racial hate sites, etc.). So today was a difficult day for us. We had to decide whether to remove stories containing a single code based on a cease and desist declaration. We had to make a call, and in our desire to avoid a scenario where Digg would be interrupted or shut down, we decided to comply and remove the stories with the code.
But now, after seeing hundreds of stories and reading thousands of comments, you�ve made it clear. You�d rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won�t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be.
If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying.
Digg on,
Kevin
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http://blog.digg.com/?p=74
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How come the blond couldn't build a downline?
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LottomagicZ4941
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Re-e-posed the husband store earlier
http://www.money-talk.org/thread1156.html
But got an even bigger laugh out of this one.
C+, Java, and...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper "I'll have a C monkey please".
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop,
and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash and handed it to the
customer, saying, "That will be $5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the
tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive
monkey, most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C+ very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive - $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a VFP monkey; it
can manage object-oriented programming, VFP... even some Java.
All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.
He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others
put together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do
anything, but it says it's a consultant."
Stefan
found on
http://forums.startxchange.com/showthread.php?t=1936
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LottomagicZ4941
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quote:
Originally posted by hotinvestclub
How come the blond couldn't build a downline?
To buzy pealing M & Ms.
Here are some more.
What kid of skunk doesn't stink?
An E-skunk.
You may be a redneck if you think SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization.
What if Deep Purple were rednecks? Then Space Trucking would be Skunk Hunting.
Did you hear about the monkey who wone the lotto? He was just monkeying around when he bought his ticket.
How come the blond wouldn't use a splash page? s/he was afraid she would get her computer wet.
What if Aerosmith were blond? That would explain a lot of their 70s behavior. One forum deleated this one but I also mentioned a PPL rep once told me MLM stands for most lose money. But with Lotto Magic you can be in profit your first month if your lucky. And if you have been in it a while sometimes the harder you work the luckier you get. Don't say MLM doesn't work if you haven't run adverts!!!
http://www.flalottomagic.net/?=Z1999
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LottomagicZ4941
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Found some good ones on http://www.jobsnetwork.in/showthread.php?p=316#post316 and shared my newest orginal joke.
On a serious note it is nice to see people in India concerned about working conditions.
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Originally Posted by ashu2811
What happens when people of different occupations get old.
- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
- Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
- Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
- Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
- Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
- Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
- Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
- Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
- Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
- Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
- Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
- Old investors never die, they just roll over.
- Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
- Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
- Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
- Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
- Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
- Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
- Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
- Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
- Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
- Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.
- Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
- Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
- Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
- Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.
- Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
- Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....
- Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
- Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
- Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
- Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
- Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
- Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
- Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
- Old students never die, they just get degraded.
- Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
- Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
- Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
- Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
thanks,
ashu
LOL on quite a few and I haven't even read them all yet!!!!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a train?
A chuga chuga moo moo.
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LottomagicZ4941
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Just found a good one here on money-talk
"Cute money joke
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy..
The little boy was delighted with the $5..00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those jerks took $95..00 in taxes. "
http://www.money-talk.org/thread12412.html
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