LottomagicZ4941
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Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941
Is this one a joke or a sad but true?
[cut and paste from futcher
Finally AM family does the right thing!!!
More fun then selling insurance!!!
OR getting your car wrecked
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack
I have made thousands with this great club.
Once again AM fam finally is doing the right thing!!!
"I left a message on your home phone too. We did get a message from officer ceccacchi who explained why he found our insured at fault so we have accepted liability.
I have made a reservation for you at Enterprise, it is in both you and Shan�s names so either one of you may drive it.
The phone # for them is 303-466-7666 and the reservation number is 197049.
In addition, I have issued a check for $300.20, this is for 1 day of rental that you paid plus 11 days of loss of use for those days you were without a vehicle.
I have made an assignment for one of our physical damage adjusters to go look at your vehicle, I have let them know that you would be interested in retaining the vehicle.
Let me know if you have any questions or concerns.
Marianne Criswell
Casualty Claim Sr. Adjuster
finally
1-800-MYAMFAM (692-6326) x52291
mcriswel@amfam.com
Basic claim information, when you want it... www.amfam.com/claims]
At any rate it is the cut and paste advert of the day.
WARNING you could get fat if you win the lotto.
need to edit in new URL it is in the AM fam/cut and paste.
1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 has gotten good reviews on
http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=66895
Haven't seen Cindy on NTC in quite a while.
http://www.nettrafficchat.com/showthread.php?p=45563#post45563 so I shall add another forum URL http://www.money-talk.org/thread13043.html
NTC and Link Referal are just two tools that I use to promote the best lotto club
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
I have made thousands with this great lotto club.
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
And so can you!!!!!
Yea at least one AM fam bash lives. Forum where I posted the most about their sadness got some data base issues so many of my threads got toasted out.
How come the Zombie couldn't build a downline? To many dead links
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 is the new lotto magic URL just edited a bunch of the old URL out.
http://adsfreeforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=52695
Oh no I forgot how to blog thread. Sadly that isn't a joke.
Anyway cracked myself up with my Nikita joke from last season.
Why did Nikita think MLMing was messy?
Cuz of all the spill over.
spill over rarely happens and we don't promice that with LM. With LM you can get in profit fast with just two personally sponsored team captains. If you can't find 2 people who want to win the lotto you should just quit breathing!!!
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The♥♥ Best ♥♥ MLM♥♥ http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 ♥♥ 1-877-526-6957 ID ♥♥ Z4941♥♥
Non promotional Facebook Jail regular forum inquiry
Promotional post in advert section for new Facebook group for those building a downline
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rogerz84
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Did you hear about the existentialist that won the lotto?
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csm2012
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don't piggy-back your solicitation on someone else's; earn the right to post it yourself, just like he did.
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Eiichirooda
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
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dustinedan2
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Everyone knows about the Academy Awards that are given for movies every year . ... Tom Hanks, Daniel Day-Lewis, Gary Cooper and Dustin Hoffman. ... Jokes are made throughout the night about the actors and actresses, ...
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MatthiasSc
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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