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LottomagicZ4941
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New and improved joke of the day thread
For some lotto jokes
[on a URL that went toast shall have to hunt up new URL as forum switched hosts or someting] some of them may eventually wind up here;)
Prior joke thread has some dead links so I decided to start a new one.
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Found on
http://togetherweearn.ning.com/group/jokes
Comment by Donald Haider on November 2, 2010 at 11:04am
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor
has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,
the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they
make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we
please do it one more time?".
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife
shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I
die.".
She says, "Of course, Dear." They make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep The man,
however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...".
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get
up in the morning. You don't!".
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Who has top SEO for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious er supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It's hard to say with out smiling isn't it?
Writer: Robert B. Sherman; Lyrics: Robert B. Sherman
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious definition, (used as a nonsense word by children to express approval or to represent the longest word in English." 34 letters according to one link. Google seems to think it's misspelled but it is cut and pasted into here. Perhaps I should count and see if I have 34 letters.
About 267,000 results (0.10 seconds) for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a joke?
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quote:
Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941
Who has top SEO for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious er supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It's hard to say with out smiling isn't it?
Writer: Robert B. Sherman; Lyrics: Robert B. Sherman
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious definition, (used as a nonsense word by children to express approval or to represent the longest word in English." 34 letters according to one link. Google seems to think it's misspelled but it is cut and pasted into here. Perhaps I should count and see if I have 34 letters.
About 267,000 results (0.10 seconds) for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a joke?
http://togetherweearn.ning.com/profiles/blogs/supercalifragilisticexpialidoc-1
When I get the chance I shall bump some of my so easy a bad speller can do it adverts with this;)
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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is not the longest word.
The 45 letter word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest English word that appears in a major dictionary.[5]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_word#English
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