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New and improved joke of the day award thread  Reply with quote  

New and improved joke of the day thread

For some lotto jokes
[on a URL that went toast shall have to hunt up new URL as forum switched hosts or someting] some of them may eventually wind up here;)

Prior joke thread has some dead links so I decided to start a new one.

Plus I didn't launch into the best lotto club soon enough.

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Found on
http://togetherweearn.ning.com/group/jokes

Comment by Donald Haider on November 2, 2010 at 11:04am
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor
has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis,
the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they
make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we
please do it one more time?".

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife
shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please... just one more time before I
die.".

She says, "Of course, Dear." They make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep The man,
however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns,
until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could...".

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get
up in the morning. You don't!".

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Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a joke?  Reply with quote  

Who has top SEO for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious er supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It's hard to say with out smiling isn't it?

Writer: Robert B. Sherman; Lyrics: Robert B. Sherman

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious definition, (used as a nonsense word by children to express approval or to represent the longest word in English." 34 letters according to one link. Google seems to think it's misspelled but it is cut and pasted into here. Perhaps I should count and see if I have 34 letters.

About 267,000 results (0.10 seconds) for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a joke?
http://togetherweearn.ning.com/profiles/blogs/supercalifragilisticexpialidoc-1

When I get the chance I shall bump some of my so easy a bad speller can do it adverts with this;)

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Cheesecake did it make it into Aersomith's Draw the line.  Reply with quote  

"Real fat city on an Aero delight" fake or real lyrics? Think they are on Done With Mirrors.

One of my favorite lotto joke/adverts is

WARNING YOU MAY GET FAT IF YOU WIN THE LOTTO
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Got my first promotional joke for SnackHealthy Okay perhaps it's a lotto joke and you have to wait for the transition.

How come the Cheesecake wouldn't play the lotto? Cuz it was already to rich.
http://www.money-talk.org/msg69920.html#69920 for more jokes.

Cheesecake to rich for you then perhaps you would like to SnackHealthy

Test marketing SnackHealthy . What do you guys and gals think? Haven't totally check it out.

Haven't totally checked it out; but, it but suposidly(sp) healthy snacks have gone MLM.

SnackHealthy

Found it on a forum MB's use to link to it but it is now toast;(


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Get paid to play the lotto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I have made thousands with this great club.[/b]

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We interrupt this joke thread due to an error  Reply with quote  

Not Found

The requested URL /forum/viewtopic.php was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Apache/2.0.63 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.0.63 OpenSSL/0.9.8e-fips-rhel5 mod_auth_passthrough/2.1 mod_bwlimited/1.4 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 Server at michaelburns.ws Port 80

Augh!!! Don't you hate dead links?

Hopefully these links to MBs forum work

http://postfreeadsforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=383&sid=5e77ba6bb6f3eaeb244dae6d0c4d1a1f

http://postfreeadsforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=210&sid=5e77ba6bb6f3eaeb244dae6d0c4d1a1f

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Re: Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a joke?  Reply with quote  

quote:
Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941
Who has top SEO for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious er supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? It's hard to say with out smiling isn't it?

Writer: Robert B. Sherman; Lyrics: Robert B. Sherman

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious definition, (used as a nonsense word by children to express approval or to represent the longest word in English." 34 letters according to one link. Google seems to think it's misspelled but it is cut and pasted into here. Perhaps I should count and see if I have 34 letters.

About 267,000 results (0.10 seconds) for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious a joke?
http://togetherweearn.ning.com/profiles/blogs/supercalifragilisticexpialidoc-1

When I get the chance I shall bump some of my so easy a bad speller can do it adverts with this;)

Get paid to play the lotto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack
I have made thousands with this great club.


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is not the longest word.

The 45 letter word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest English word that appears in a major dictionary.[5]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_word#English

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How many MLMers does it take to change a light bulb? No one  Reply with quote  

How many MLMers does it take to change a light bulb?
No one really knows but they just keep recruiting hoping a downline member will do it.
Previously posted on
http://yourfreeadforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=240 and a few other places I can't remember.

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Why did Santa Claz join a
MLM?

Cuz, Mrs Claus told him to
join one

Why did santa join Lotto Magic?
Cuz he wanted to win the lotto?

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don't have any jokes today but I do have some motivational  Reply with quote  

Out of forum cash so I had to start the thread on another forum.
http://yourfreeadforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=1121

Motivational Quotes -- wonder if there are any good existing motivational threads here.

Might hunt them up and post the URLs here later.

"If goals are for those who lack motivation? Why do the more motivated tend to make them."

"With out a plan a goal is just a dream."

If you dream of winning the lotto let Lotto Magic be part of your plan;)

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How come the roller coaster wouldn't play the lotto?  Reply with quote  

How come the roller coaster wouldn't play the lotto?

Cuz it was already loaded.
http://www.gamesgames.com/game/RollercoasterCreator.html

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Re: How come the roller coaster wouldn't play the lotto?  Reply with quote  

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How come the roller coaster wouldn't play the lotto?

Cuz it was already loaded.
http://www.gamesgames.com/game/RollercoasterCreator.html

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29 views already on http://yourfreeadforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=1389


Most users ever online was 293 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:24 am
up to 408 members. The MB forum is either moved or toast.

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How to use the traffic sword for weight loss.  Reply with quote  

oops should have put this here cuz I linked into it from a hotspot advert.

Behold the TrafficSword don't know why it is so fun to post adverts for this.

http://www.trafficsword.com/l.cgi/24465

http://www.trafficsword.com/l.cgi/24465 will not help you lose weight. Unless you post adverts for it all over the internet and skip eating.

http://www.trafficsword.com/l.cgi/24465 will not do a bunch of other things

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my newest joke/advert  Reply with quote  

Previously posted on
http://www.free-ads-to-board.com/showthread.php?40-Which-MLM-would-House-join&p=46#post46

Which MLM would House join?
Can you see him on Link Referral? Your website is lame NEXT

http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=323288

Would he black male his subs to join http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

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Re: How come the roller coaster wouldn't play the lotto?  Reply with quote  

quote:
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How come the roller coaster wouldn't play the lotto?

Cuz it was already loaded.
http://www.gamesgames.com/game/RollercoasterCreator.html

Get paid to play the lotto
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1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack
I have made thousands with this great club.


I should hunt up the roller coaster forum that lets you toss up youtube linkies. And that is no joke.

Neither is it a joke that this is the best lotto club http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

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What would Sponge Bob do if he won the lotto?  Reply with quote  

What would Sponge Bob do if he won the lotto?
He would become comfortably sponge
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Behold a messy MLM joke: If you have better please share!!!!!
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Okay I won't make you link to the other forum.

Cuz of all the spill over;)

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