Need places to post adverts then you can't find some on
NTC cuz it is toast but was where I posted results from a search of sfifabian who has been adverting along the internet highway that I have been venturing. Looks like we have both taken a view of digg. Has sfifabian taken the twitter plunge?
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quote:Originally posted by jewelryxp The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!"
Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.
Yes that was a good one. Was prepaired for disapointment when I saw your "Is this the funniest intro"
Was it Dobson who got pulled over when he was younger and got detained after cursing. Officer said he thought the car was stolen cuz a Christian wouldn't talk like that.
Then there are the ministers who won't put the Jesus fish on their car's cuz then they would have to drive better.
One forum blocked this as a hate symbol <><
How come the Holy Ghost wouldn't play the lotto?
Didn't think it would be fair already knowing the winning numbers.
Sometimes I laugh at stuff that isn't really funny like the unhappy meals.
Heard this not really funny one on NPR.
The only ship that comes into Oklahoma is hardship.
Did I already tell the why did the MLMer cross the road joke on this thread?
S/he heard there was a downline on the other side.
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
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'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
Because he's a liar. He never did any of that.
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quote:Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941 Why did superman join Avon? Louis Lane told him to join.
And on a not so funny level customer service at Chase is a joke.
If you want to do me a favor call Ted at 303-244-3257 and tell him his bank fees are evil and excessive. I got nailed $32 for a $5.04 purchace at Taco bell. Had $1400 to put in the bank but thought we still have $50 in the account. Due to birthday itus I didn't make the drop. The the sub human creachers at Chase didnt even care that it was my birthday. Not that they should be finiancially rapeing poeople on other days. I could see $20 as a fair under the limit fee. But $32 is just evil. Totally I was short $24 and they nailed me $96 in late fees. After going to three branches I finally found a decient manaer who took off $45.
Went to the credit union to start my checkin back up with them and their policies are almost as evil. So perhaps it is time that they lose their tax exempt status.
Crapy
Horable
Anoying
stupid
Employees that is what Chase stands for.
