Euler
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Oh dear, this is hilarious... Here is Motley Fool on the SCO debacle, as rendered by your link:
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IF U FOLOW DA TECH INDUSTRY AT AL UR FMILIAR WIT S3RIAL LAWSUIT FIELR SCO GROUP (NASDAQ SCOX)!11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL GROWNG OUT OF LINUX R PROVIEDR CALDERA SCO RAINVANTED ITSELF AS A UNIX PROVIEDR AND THAN IT MAED ANOTH3R FRIGHTENNG TRANSFORMATION IN2 TEH WORLDS LINUX BOG3YMAN BY THRAAETNNG 2 SU3 ANYONA ON TEH PLAENT WHO USES LINUX WITHOUT SENDNG SCO A CHEK!111!11 WTF LOL IT HAS ALSO MAED ITSALF SOMETHNG OF A LAUGHNGS2K BY SUNG MUCH BIGAR FIRMS LIEK IBM (NYSA IBM) DAMELERCHRYSLER (NYS3 DCX) AND AU2ZONE (NYSE AZO) OVER A VAREITY OF LIECNSNG ISU3S
ITS11111 OMG 2UGH 2 IMAGIEN BUT THIS QUARTARS NUMBRS R 3VEN WORSE THAN LAST QUARTARS STINKARS111!!!1! WTF R3V3NUAS FAL MORE THAN 52%!!1!1 OMG WTF TEH PRIOR Y3ARS $03!111!!!1 PER R PROFIT TURNED IN2 A WHOPNG LOS OF $106!1!!11! PER STUB!1!1!1 WTF THIS ABYSMAL M3S WAS CONSISTENT WIT EXP3CTATIONS ACORDNG 2 TEH R3LAAES
MANAEGM3NT1!111!1 OMG BLMED DA SLOW SAELS ON A LAK OF SCOSOURCA LIECNSNG RAVENUE11!11!1 WTF SCOSOURCE IS TEH LINUX USERS SHAEKDOWN PROGRM!11!! LOL APAERNTLY NO ONE IS PAYNG UP!1!!11 LOL IT 2K IN $100 LAST QUARTAR!111! LOL TAHTS NOT A TYPO1!!1!!! OMG WTF LOL PRASIEDNT AND CAO DARL MCBRIED PADE MOR3 LIP S3RVIEC 2 INCR3ASNG SHAERHOLD3R VALUA BUT U RILLY HAEV 2 WOND3R ABOUT DA VIABILITY OF HIS VISION WHAN HIS FIRMS MOST ENGROSNG INITIATIEV BRNGS IN LAS MONEY THAN TEH GUYS WHO MOW LAWNS IN MAH NEIGHBORHOD11!!!1 OMG WTF LOL BY TEH WAY MCBRIED WAS PADE MORE THAN $1 MILION LAST YAAR - MOST OF IT IN CASH - 2 PR3SIED OV3R THIS IMPENDNG DISAST3R!!!1!1 OMG CLIK HER3 2 SE HOW HES ANHANCED SHAERHOLD3R VALUE OVER TAHT TIEM PERIOD
HER3S1111!11 OMG TEH SAD TRUTH SCO IS WORKNG HARD 2 ERAES WUT VIABILITY IT HAD AS A R PROVIEDR1!!!! OMG WTF LOL IT IS NOW LITL3 MORA THAN A SHEL - A LAWSUIT WIT A FANCY NME11111 OMG WE SAW THIS COMNG AWHIEL BAK WH3N TEH COMPANYS SUGAR DADY HEDGE FUND BAYSTAR CAPITAL MUSCL3D TEH FIRM AWAY FROM ITS LANGUISHNG 3NTERPRIES BUSIENS AND DAMAND3D IT CONCENTRAET ON DA LITIGATION1!11!! WTF A LEGAL VIC2RY LOKS HIGHLY UNLIEKLY AND EVAN IF A DECISION W3NT SCOS WAY DA PROBABLE RAMADY WUD NOT B MON3Y FOR SCO BUT A RAWRIET FOR LINUX SOMETHNG DA OPEN-SOURCE COMUNITY WUD ACOMPLISH IN DA BLINK OF AN EYE
AT!1111 WTF LOL 5 BUKS A SHAER WIT ALMOST NOTHNG AVALEABLE 2 SHORT SCO ISNT WORTH MUCH OF UR INVASTNG 3FORT11!1!! OMG BUT ITS D3FINIETLY WORTH WATCHNG IF ONLY AS AN 3XMPL3 OF DA WAY A COMPANY CAN B RUN IN2 DA GROUND TAKNG INV3S2RS ALONG!1111 OMG WTF
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Andrew
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I like the emulated shift-key mistakes on the excessive exclaimation points!11!! LOL WTF
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altyfc
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Yeah, very nicely done. Now all we need is something that will translate stuff in the other direction. 
Aaron
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Andrew
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Hey that's pretty funny Aaron 
Good luck translating backwards from the lossy compression of AOLOMGWTFLOL speak. 
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Regent
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I just hurt myself trying to read that. Next time it will be death for me! 
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LottomagicZ4941
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Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to
the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a
flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you
suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know" [. . . .]
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