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Originally posted by robertras
Hahaha, some of these are pretty good!

Here's a good joke:

3 blonds get up to heaven, and St Peter says he needs to give them a test before they can get in.

To the first he asks, "What holiday is Easter?"

The blond thinks a minute, smiles, then says, "It's when the entire family gets together, we eat turkey and pie and"

St. Peter cut her off and sent her "down below".

To the second he asks the same question, "What holiday is Easter?"

The second blond immediately answers and says, "We set up a big tree, decorate it, and open up presents!"

Quite frustrated, St Peter sends the second blonde to the same place as the first.

To the third blond he asks the same question, "What holiday is Easter?"

"Oh, I know!" The blond replies, "It's when Jesus died, and they put him in the tomb behind the rock, and closed it. 3 days later, they opened it up, and-"

"Thank you!" St Peter sighed

"No wait, I'm not done! Then, if Jesus sees his shadow, it means 6 more weeks of winter!"

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Originally posted by moneymakinmom

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Originally posted by billrainier
The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Computer-Jokes/The-Less-You-Know,-The-More-You-Make.html

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Wow, this one had me laughing out loud, literally!

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Originally posted by shanecurran
An economist, a physicist and a chemist are stranded on a deserted island.

Three cans of food wash onto the shore and each of the three men gets a can.

The physicist says "If I take this rock and move it toward this can at an angle of 45 degrees with a velocity of 35 feet per second It will penetrate the top of the can and I can eat the food." Boom he smashes the can and eats the food.

The chemist says "If I mix coconut milk with sand and mashed up leaves it will create an acidic compound that will dissolve the top of the can." Then the chemist mixes his concoction sprinkles it on the can dissolving the top so he can eat the food.

The economist picks up the can and inspects it for a moment before saying, "Now lets assume I had a can opener."

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