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Was watching a TV preacher and one of their members wone the lotto.

He joked that "We will forgive you if you tidthe" Prior to that he mentioned not wanting to encourage gambling;)

Hopefully God doesn't mind the lotto club to much

Here is a joke from a Sunday ago from my real Chruch.

3/4 of a Christian Joke

These squirls invade the area of a small town. This is the area of the town that has the Chruches.

The town's four Churches handel the invasion in a similar mannor at first.

The Catholic, the Luthern, the Methodist, and the Prespitiarian all call for a prayer meeting to make a decision about what to do about the squirls.

The Catholic Church decides that they are God's creachers and to not harm them.

The Prespitarian which I think I have mispelled decided that God predained them to be there and desides not to interfear with God's plan for the squirls.

Didn't catch what the Methodist did; but, I do think there was laughter in our Luthern congregration on the matter. This is where Erik was being a tad fussy not wanting to be held all of a sudden.

Well, the Lutherns took a novel approach. They invited the Squirls to join the congregration Babtising them in the name of the Father, the Son, and The Holy Spirit. After this the Lutherns only saw them on Christmass, Easter, and one other holliday that I didn't catch.

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His wife says you won't if you dont!
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