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Joke of the day award:)
Found on http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=259109
"A visitor to a mental institution asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in...
The Director said "We fill the bath with water, then offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub"
The visitor said "Oh, I see...a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest"
The Director said "No, a normal person would pull the [edited]ing plug out...would you like a bed near the window?"
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And now today's advert of the day
Lost my cut and paist advert because I thought this was cool
Visitors Online
United States: 4
Canada: 1
Denmark: 1
United Kingdom: 1
7 visitors in 4 countries
NeoCounter
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Total visitors
United States: 151
Canada: 33
China: 31
United Kingdom: 26
Netherlands: 15
Germany: 15
India: 9
Bulgaria: 9
France: 9
Malaysia: 8
Singapore: 8
Australia: 7
Hungary: 6
Taiwan: 6
Japan: 5
Sweden: 5
Argentina: 4
Romania: 4
Thailand: 4
Italy: 3
Lithuania: 3
Belgium: 3
Egypt: 3
Spain: 3
Finland: 3
Hong Kong: 2
Mexico: 2
Norway: 2
Poland: 2
Russian Federation: 2
Denmark: 2
Ireland: 1
Kazakstan: 1
Nigeria: 1
New Zealand: 1
Philippines: 1
Pakistan: 1
Barbados: 1
Belarus: 1
Slovenia: 1
Turkey: 1
Colombia: 1
Ukraine: 1
Vietnam: 1
Satellite Provider: 1
399 visitors in 45 countries
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I was just about to send out my safe list advert and when I saw this I cut and paisted it with out thinking!!!
http://www.heytruebluehits.com/?ref=101
Orginal E-mail for the safe list inquired what your 3 favorite surfs were.
http://myfreeadvertisingforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=553
Lotto
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PPS The ultimate comp plan John 3:16
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LottomagicZ4941
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How come the blond couldn't build a downline?
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
found on
http://www.24hourforums.com/view_topic.php?id=4712&forum_id=87
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LottomagicZ4941
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A little tempted to post this in the tax section.
But gotta reward the people reading the adverts.
Now please take the time and join Link Referal if you have a decient website to promote.
If you have been temped to join Lotto Magic take the plunge and promote.
And now for a very very funny joke I just E-found.
Ralph and the IRS
The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the IRS office.
The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney
The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a
demonstration?"
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay Go ahead."
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand
dollars that I can bite my other eye."
The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand,
with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks.
"I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your
desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a
drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way ! this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees
again.
Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he
strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on
other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major
loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in
his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd
been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he
could come in here and piss all over an IRS official's desk and that
you'd be happy about it."
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LOL found on
http://forums.hostsearch.com/showthread.php?t=2380
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LottomagicZ4941
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quote: Originally posted by core Hi Everyone,
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How come the Jerkey Direct guys don't hyjack my Ted/MLM joke/advert. Really I think Ted could afford to join. Perhpaps he would even market some of his road kill with them. Seriously he may have objections to running them over. I think he perfers the bow and arrow.
Okay and now for a semi orginal joke. I rewote an old one at the end of the below cut and paste.
Bush and the Bible on an SEO forum today's cut and paste advert?
Bush and the Bible on an SEO forum
PS Hum the best place to learn SEO is online
PPS cool 41 craracters remaining:)
LOVEgoesMLM Please help me make my wife's life better
PS Hum the best place to learn SEO is online
PPS Hum since we are getting Bibical today here is a link to my Chruch
"Dear Lord is it true that to you a thousand years is like a second to us?"
Lord responds, "Yea".
SEOer continues"Is it true that you control everything including Google, MSM, and Yahoo?"
Lord laughs, "Yea, not sure why I let Microsoft happen. And why did I let something with the name Google take off?"
SEOer having the Lord God Almighty laughing asks, "Can I have top SEO for all my websites?"
Lord laughs again, "In a second"
Joke orginally posted on http://darksat.x47.net/topic/498.0.html or
SEOer talks with God
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