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LottomagicZ4941
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How many network marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
No one really knows as they just keep recruiting until they find someone who will do it.
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LottomagicZ4941
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How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
*Charismatic:* Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.
*Pentecostal:* 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.
*Presbyterians:* None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
*Roman Catholic:* None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
*Baptists:* At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
*Episcopalians:* 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
*Mormons:* 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
*Unitarians:* We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
*Methodists:* Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or
tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
*Nazarene:* 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
*Lutherans:* None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
*Amish:* What’s a light bulb?
found on
http://www.christianforums.net/viewtopic.php?t=12753
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:29 am |
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Rolo
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HAHA! I've never seen that before...BRILLIANT!
(the Unitarian one was best)
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Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:32 pm |
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LottomagicZ4941
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Glad you enjoyed here are some doggie ones found on
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3882
The Question: "How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
(Sorry, rachelg!!)
11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....
13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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Coaster and Andrew is it okay if some bunnies bump my threads in the advert section?
http://www.nettrafficchat.com/showthread.php?p=14088&posted=1#post14088
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LottomagicZ4941
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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
41 to correct spelling/grammar corrections
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a
government conspiracy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
43 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"
and finally,
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now, and start it all over again.........
Found on forum garden link previously given.
Coaster and Andrew is it okay if some bunnies bump my threads in the advert section?
http://www.nettrafficchat.com/showthread.php?p=14088&posted=1#post14088
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Rolo
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LOL Sarah...emergency room...bahahahahaha.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
One...but the light bulb has to really want to change.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
None...here's some prozac so you don't care about the light bulb!
(hehe...just made that one up)
"Expect me when you see me."
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foxi$
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ONE HAND CHANGE THE OTHER HAND I GOT 2 HANDS WELL GENIUS WOULD KNOW HOW TO CHANGE ONE BULB LOL I A WIZ LOL
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coaster
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foxi$ please check your messages.
Tim
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Sailbad
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Oh pleeeze
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wflamia
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quote:
Originally posted by Sailbad
Oh pleeeze
very nice
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