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Andrew
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I love that one.
The power of sarcasm! 
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koringles
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Too funny
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that is funny. 
"Sometimes the answer is easier to find than the right question."
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Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the
first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? I went to visit my
Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
[I love this!] Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest
with great pride, and said, "Winnie the ****."
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ScottRigot
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That's a good one. Thanks.
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LottomagicZ4941
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quote:
Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941
quote:
Originally posted by ScottRigot
That's a good one. Thanks.
I've written an orginal joke. If Andrew doesn't think it is to racey I'll post it.
Or people can E-mail a request for it if it is to racey for the general posting.
Okay orginal joke a tad racey but here is one that's not.
Another Reason Not to Mess with Children from Beautiful Savior's "The Messenger September 2005"
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes" the class said. "Then why is it that while I'm standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "CAUSE YOUR FEET AIN'T EMPTY."
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Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:25 pm |
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StudentR
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quote:
In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.
Not always double negative=negative.... 
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mir322
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I can totally appreciate that as a teacher...the kids aim to please 
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