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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending one of his
company's office parties. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from his wife in lipstick! "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to
go get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
darling! He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table
eating. Jack asks, "Son. What happened last night?"
"Well," his son said, "you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of
your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked
in the hallway, and you got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused Jack asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
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