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Did you hear about the light bulb that wone the lotto?  Reply with quote  

Did you hear about the light bulb that wone the lotto?

He bought himself a new socket.

Alternate ending

Of course not light bulbs don't play the lotto.

On a serious note check out Lotto Magic if you want to make money playing the lotto whether you win or lose.

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LOL just found another funny light bulb one. Kicking myself that I didn't think of it myself!!!!

posted by michael_legna vbmenu_register("postmenu_27005", true);

"How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a lightbulb ?

I Don't know - I didn't let them in to find out. "

found on
http://www.christiansonline.cc/forum/showthread.php?p=27637#post27637

also on the same thread

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. by Darth_Bill
Latter Day Saints

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Post Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:18 am
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Why did superman join a MLM?

Louis Laine told him to join:)

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Did you hear about the fish that wone the lotto?

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Poor thing died when he came on land to try to collect.

On a serious note please check out a great lotto club.

1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941A

Use to have the URL in my sig.

Here it is now for your convenience and hopefully review if you haven't already reviewed it.
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

Found a afiliate lotto club that required 100 referals to be in for free.

With LM you only need 2 personally sponsored team captins to be making a profit.

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The Beer Goes MLM campaign got me thinking of a new redneck MLM joke.

Did you hear about the redneck who joined the lotto club?

He was hoping beer would go MLM but settled for Lotto Magic to make some money to buy beer.

Did you hear about the redneck who joined Direct Matches?
http://www.directmatches.com/default2.asp?site=LottomagicZ4941

He learned it isn't good to always marry first cousins.

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hahahahahaha Very Happy
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quote:
Originally posted by WebVenture
hahahahahaha Very Happy


Glad you enjoyed.

Can't find the thread on great sig lines. Perhpas it is on another forum.

Anyway, I was quite amused with Rolo's new sig line.

" THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK. "

Wonder if he got it off a prospectus.

T. Rowe Price loves to intentionally leave spaces blank.

They have 6 such pages for the New Era Fund and one page that is blank blank. Hum.

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wow what a joke
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quote:
Originally posted by n06bills
wow what a joke


Glad you enjoyed. On a serious note check out the great club:)
http://www.flalottomagic.net/?sponsor=Z1212

And share any lotto jokes you may know.

The real lotto is the birth lotto.

If your better looking you make more money and are treated better.

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Got a new lotto joke.

Evolved from this thread
http://www.freeadvertisingzone.com/showthread.php?t=4594

Did you hear about the spider that won the lotto?
It said Yahoo!!!

On a serious note

********FREE INFO PACKAGE on the best OPPORTUNITY**********

Call toll-free 24 hours a day #1-877-526-6957 ID Z1212

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or check out this link
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Nice! It's pretty interesting stuff. This is really very entertaining post and I'm very impressed with this post after read the whole post. Hope I can find some more from you.
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quote:
Originally posted by sherlyroger86
Nice! It's pretty interesting stuff. This is really very entertaining post and I'm very impressed with this post after read the whole post. Hope I can find some more from you.


http://www.azadboard.com/?littlez has a link asking for blond jokes on it.

Just bumped the joke of the day on
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?t=169259

for the first time in quite a while.

Been doing songs of the day lately.
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=648724&posted=1#post648724

How come the blond wouldn't use a splash page?
She didn't want to get her computer wet
http://www.ewealth.com/showthread.php?55229-Oops-I-joined-another-marketing-tool-how-come-the-blond-wouldn-t-use-splash-pages&p=274501#post274501

There are 2 people with this name on face book is one my upline?

Nicoleta Mateiuc is my newest upline. Oops I joined another marketing tool.
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=738620#post738620

http://explosivetraffic.net/splashpage.php?splashid=1&rid=1241

http://explosivetraffic.net/splashpage.php?splashid=2&rid=1241

http://explosivetraffic.net/splashpage.php?splashid=3&rid=1241

http://explosivetraffic.net/splashpage.php?splashid=4&rid=1241

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Re: Did you win?  Reply with quote  

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Originally posted by dothebusiness
Good to get a bit of a laugh in a forum but on a more serious note how many in these groups have actually won anything in the lotto?


Have had 2 wins over 500. That means that I have two downline members who have won over 5K each.

I have also made thousands in comish;)

http://www.azadboard.com/?littlez has a blond joke thread as well as a link to another more promotional forum thread with the lotto club or it may link directly to the lotto club.

1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack

Some say MLM means most lose money but Lotto Magic solves this with the bulk of the comish on personal recruits so you can get in profit fast and not quit.

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