Have 2 new/old lotto joke/adverts cuz of your post. How come the bra wouldn't play the lotto? Cuz it was already loaded. Have previously done train and truck. Did you hear about the bra that won the lotto? It got loaded. Have some cousins in Houston. Heading to Dallas soon for vacation to Lego land.
One of my windsorite friends has decided the most wonderful feeling in the world is coming home at the end of the day and taking my bra off.
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Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!""
With lotto magic we don't promise spillover. Cuz you don't need a tone of people to be in profit.
If you can find two good personally sponsored team captains you can be in profit with
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quote:Originally posted by LottomagicZ4941 Behold a messy MLM joke: If you have better please share!!!!!
Why did the house wife think MLM was messy? Going to make you click for the punch line. 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack For the best MLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marketing & Advertising 37 2 2011-07-28
An economist, a physicist and a chemist are stranded on a deserted island.
Three cans of food wash onto the shore and each of the three men gets a can.
The physicist says "If I take this rock and move it toward this can at an angle of 45 degrees with a velocity of 35 feet per second It will penetrate the top of the can and I can eat the food." Boom he smashes the can and eats the food.
The chemist says "If I mix coconut milk with sand and mashed up leaves it will create an acidic compound that will dissolve the top of the can." Then the chemist mixes his concoction sprinkles it on the can dissolving the top so he can eat the food.
The economist picks up the can and inspects it for a moment before saying, "Now lets assume I had a can opener."
On a serious note the "new and improved joke of the day isn't getting many clicks on azadboard" guess it is being checked out by people looking for the best MLM!!!!
Shoe jokes are at the bottom also not steller in getting clicks.
New and Improved Joke of the day award plus link to chat with or on togetherweearn
Started the new and improved joke thread cuz of dead links then the first forum posted deadlinkedLOL Marketing & Advertising 74 1 2011-09-17
Benparkdrive is in one of the bumps to this thread. BPD isn't a biz op. They ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best biz op is in one of the bumps. The thread actually started out with a request for a weight loss forum. You don't have to like Sponge Bob or Nikita to be a BenParkDrive fan. They are now on face book. www.benparkdrive.com Society & Culture 74 0 2011-09-17
I would get me a massage if I won the lotto
I would get me a massage if I won the lotto. http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 MLM & Home Business 74 0 2011-09-17
The Best MLM and a Rock Band are on my AZ AD Board
The Best MLM and a Rock Band worth checking out. http://azadboard.com/?kziel4 also links to a forum wih flood control. MLM & Home Business 74 9 2011-09-17
Song of the day replacing Pop Ramble.
"And we all make our choices Like a blind man feels his way, And the choice I've made is simple: Passion over pain." Health & Fitness 75 0 2011-09-17
Winning the lotto could improve your sex life;)
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Mary Kay versus Zombies
Did you hear about the Zombie that won the lotto? It was so lame it ate the winning ticket. perhaps I'll do a Zombie Mary Kay thread. http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=177660#post177660 for pink or yellow marketing fun MLM & Home Business 75 0 2011-09-17
you don't need a massive downline to make money with
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Thank you for joining AZ AD Board
ashleyl, cgoodell, ctec67, uriegas and Zdog1701 among others. This thank you links to a forum with flood control. Gives us humans a chance Marketing & Advertising 75 0 2011-09-17
Why are shoes so popular online?
Don't know why shoes are so popular online. Guess you can blister your feet ----- Did you hear about the shoe that won the lotto?-----It got some premium tread. http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pk Internet & Affiliate Marketing 75 0 2011-09-17
Did you hear about the shoe that won the lotto?
Don't know why shoes are so popular online. Guess you can blister your feet if you don't have a good pair. Punch line is on http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?t=170255 Marketing & Advertising 67 0 2011-09-17
HA-HA! Just laughed out loud at the first joke. Very commical and not predictable, thanks for posting, I love reading the jokes on these forums!
Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:57 pm
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quote:Originally posted by MelKel1 HA-HA! Just laughed out loud at the first joke. Very commical and not predictable, thanks for posting, I love reading the jokes on these forums!
I laugh all the way to the bank;) Have had 2 wins over $500 and have earned thousands in comish.
Sometimes there is a fine line between a MLM advert and a joke. I try and cross that line;) Below are some I just re-e-launched.
How come the blond wouldn't use Turb0 Tax
S/he felt bad for the CPA in the CPU. http://www.money-talk.org/thread19967.html Save 25% on some versions of Turb0 Tax Marketing & Advertising 1 0 2012-02-11
Behold a member of Thryn hath joined the A-Z AdBoard
Perhaps I shall stay a member of Thryn past my 14 day commitment. Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11
OnlineZeek Thanks for joining AZ AD Board
Also added you to this rotator http://azadboard.com/r/577 Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11
How come Sponge Bob wouldn't use Turb0 Tax
He felt bad for the CPA in the CPU. Save 25% on some versions of Turb0 Tax http://www.money-talk.org/thread19967.html Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11
#1 you want to win the lotto
#2 you have to far of a work commute
#3 your employer considers the restroom a privlage(sp? off)
#4 you don't want to waist money on the lotto-- You can actually make money with the club!!!
There is some funny stuff on the Brown Cafe forum about Brown going down the toilet.
Downside of winning the lotto.
1. You may get Fat.
2. Your spouse may make you move closer to the beach.
3. Family and friends will become more concerned about your money then you so just try and keep it a secrete.
4. You may not enjoy playing the lotto as much;)
