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LottomagicZ4941
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Have 2 new/old lotto joke/adverts cuz of your post. How come the bra wouldn't play the lotto? Cuz it was already loaded. Have previously done train and truck. Did you hear about the bra that won the lotto? It got loaded. Have some cousins in Houston. Heading to Dallas soon for vacation to Lego land.

These were born on http://www.facebook.com/sbziel

One of my windsorite friends has decided the most wonderful feeling in the world is coming home at the end of the day and taking my bra off.
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"Chryste Cook Bird
Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!""

The above was found on a friend's FaceBook wall.

previously re-e-posted on
http://www.startxchange.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=5317

and
http://www.money-talk.org/msg81009.html#81009

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Why did the house wife think MLM was messy?
Cuz of all the spill over.
http://www.ewealth.com/showthread.php?48077-Why-did-the-house-wife-think-MLM-was-messy

Have the above joke/advert on http://www.azadboard.com/?kziel4

With lotto magic we don't promise spillover. Cuz you don't need a tone of people to be in profit.
If you can find two good personally sponsored team captains you can be in profit with
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941

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Behold a messy MLM joke: If you have better please share!!!!!
Why did the house wife think MLM was messy? Going to make you click for the punch line. 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack For the best MLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marketing & Advertising 37 2 2011-07-28

Okay I won't make you link to the other forum.

Cuz of all the spill over;)

Newest joke/advert on http://azadboard.com/?GivingUpPop


This joke was born in StartXchange chat
http://www.startxchange.com/profile/lottomagicz1212

lottomagicz1212: How come the moron couldn't build a downline?

lottomagicz1212: cuz he had goats instead of goals

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recripication is not a joke

joined a prelaunch ting cuz someone gave me 1K credits on
http://www.startxchange.com/profile/lottomagicz1212 and another TE

http://www.yourfreeadforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=5584

yes I miss spelt recripication

so it's time for a so easy a bad speller can do it advert!!!! on http://azadboard.com/?Kziel4

The below are currently in rotation on
http://www.startxchange.com/profile/lottomagicz1212

http://atlantishits.com/rotator/58026[this is currently a dead link;(]
http://atlantishits.com/rotator/58026[this is currently a dead link;(]
http://azadboard.com/?Kziel4
http://www.startxchange.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=5234
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
http://www.benparkdrive.com [not a biz op]
http://azadboard.com/?Kziel4

need to hunt up a couple of URLs.

One for OneX which I want to recripicate getting pad in. Also the URL for the other prelaunch thing.

http://everywhere.bizland.com/heartracingexcitementdragon22/ heading to put it in rotation on startxchane.

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recripication is not a joke

joined a prelaunch ting cuz someone gave me 1K credits on
http://www.startxchange.com/profile/lottomagicz1212 and another TE

http://www.yourfreeadforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=5584

yes I miss spelt recripication

so it's time for a so easy a bad speller can do it advert!!!! on http://azadboard.com/?Kziel4

The below are currently in rotation on
http://www.startxchange.com/profile/lottomagicz1212

http://atlantishits.com/rotator/58026
http://atlantishits.com/rotator/58026
http://azadboard.com/?Kziel4
http://www.startxchange.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=5234
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941
http://www.benparkdrive.com [not a biz op]
http://azadboard.com/?Kziel4

need to hunt up a couple of URLs.

One for OneX which I want to recripicate getting pad in. Also the URL for the other prelaunch thing.

http://everywhere.bizland.com/heartracingexcitementdragon22/ heading to put it in rotation on startxchane.


Since recripicaton isn't a joke here is a good one I found on
http://www.money-talk.org/msg63154.html&highlight=jesus#63154


An economist, a physicist and a chemist are stranded on a deserted island.

Three cans of food wash onto the shore and each of the three men gets a can.

The physicist says "If I take this rock and move it toward this can at an angle of 45 degrees with a velocity of 35 feet per second It will penetrate the top of the can and I can eat the food." Boom he smashes the can and eats the food.

The chemist says "If I mix coconut milk with sand and mashed up leaves it will create an acidic compound that will dissolve the top of the can." Then the chemist mixes his concoction sprinkles it on the can dissolving the top so he can eat the food.

The economist picks up the can and inspects it for a moment before saying, "Now lets assume I had a can opener."

found on
http://www.money-talk.org/msg63154.html&highlight=jesus#63154

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Behold my first Lego Lotto Joke was just born.

[QUOTE=Dragon22;164637]Heading to the Lego Store for a free lego build.

The best MLM THE BEST mlm was in the cut and paste so I have to hunt up the URL for The best MLM THE BEST mlm

Grabbed http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

from http://www.money-talk.org/thread17598-15.html[/QUOTE]

Did I post my new flyer on money-talk? Heading to some sea thing today and will probably hit Lego Land one more time.

Over 3 Million legos and still no new lego lotto jokes. hum any old lego lotto jokes?

How come no one liked the Lego knock off who won the lotto?
Cuz it was still a lego knock off;)
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=196840&posted=1#post196840

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On a serious note the "new and improved joke of the day isn't getting many clicks on azadboard" guess it is being checked out by people looking for the best MLM!!!!

Shoe jokes are at the bottom also not steller in getting clicks.

Thank you Anthony aka tony1asr for joining V Traffic Rush
http://vtrafficrush.com/?rush=tony1asr is viral please check it out/thanks in advance This advert links to a forum with flood control http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=183059#post183059 which gives us humble humans a chance;) Internet & Affiliate Marketing 73 0 2011-09-17

New and Improved Joke of the day award plus link to chat with or on togetherweearn
Started the new and improved joke thread cuz of dead links then the first forum posted deadlinkedLOL Marketing & Advertising 74 1 2011-09-17

What is your favorite beer. Would you still buy PBR if you won the lotto?
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack Do I have BenParkDrive on this thread? http://adsfreeforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=15891&p=22912#p22912 Marketing & Advertising 74 0 2011-09-17

Benparkdrive is in one of the bumps to this thread. BPD isn't a biz op. They ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The best biz op is in one of the bumps. The thread actually started out with a request for a weight loss forum. You don't have to like Sponge Bob or Nikita to be a BenParkDrive fan. They are now on face book. www.benparkdrive.com Society & Culture 74 0 2011-09-17

Did downline member number 17 join from Hot Spot Mailer?
Richard Uriegas uriegas 0 2011-08-27 Thanks for joining http://azadboard.com/?GivingUpPop http://azadboard.com/?uriegas also Marketing & Advertising 74 0 2011-09-17

I would get me a massage if I won the lotto
I would get me a massage if I won the lotto. http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 MLM & Home Business 74 0 2011-09-17

The Best MLM and a Rock Band are on my AZ AD Board
The Best MLM and a Rock Band worth checking out. http://azadboard.com/?kziel4 also links to a forum wih flood control. MLM & Home Business 74 9 2011-09-17

Places where I have had actual sign ups. now edited to forum link sorry left it on vtraffic before
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=205970&posted=1#post205970 http://azadboard.com/?kziel4 http://www.money-talk.org/msg83920.html#83920 http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=205953#post205953 Internet & Affiliate Marketing 74 0 2011-09-17

Song of the day replacing Pop Ramble.
"And we all make our choices Like a blind man feels his way, And the choice I've made is simple: Passion over pain." Health & Fitness 75 0 2011-09-17

Winning the lotto could improve your sex life;)
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack Get Paid to play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Online Services 75 0 2011-09-17

Mary Kay versus Zombies
Did you hear about the Zombie that won the lotto? It was so lame it ate the winning ticket. perhaps I'll do a Zombie Mary Kay thread. http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=177660#post177660 for pink or yellow marketing fun MLM & Home Business 75 0 2011-09-17

you don't need a massive downline to make money with
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack MLM & Home Business 75 0 2011-09-17

Thank you for joining AZ AD Board
ashleyl, cgoodell, ctec67, uriegas and Zdog1701 among others. This thank you links to a forum with flood control. Gives us humans a chance Marketing & Advertising 75 0 2011-09-17

This $5 thing could take off in this Econ
My upline hooked me up with a key and a splash page. http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?t=165093 http://everywhere.bizland.com/heartracingexcitementdragon22/ Internet & Affiliate Marketing 75 0 2011-09-17

Why are shoes so popular online?
Don't know why shoes are so popular online. Guess you can blister your feet ----- Did you hear about the shoe that won the lotto?-----It got some premium tread. http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pk Internet & Affiliate Marketing 75 0 2011-09-17

Did you hear about the shoe that won the lotto?
Don't know why shoes are so popular online. Guess you can blister your feet if you don't have a good pair. Punch line is on http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?t=170255 Marketing & Advertising 67 0 2011-09-17

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just took this out of rotation on az ad board.

If shoes dont start to pull though they are out and jokes are back in.

Guess you can say shoes versus jokes.

New advert is a FaceBook for MLMers.

Sorry I didn't see your friend request sooner is in the cut and paste. I have friend requests that are 1 and 5 months old.

http://bizoppers.com/users/132097-shan-ziel

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HA-HA! Just laughed out loud at the first joke. Very commical and not predictable, thanks for posting, I love reading the jokes on these forums!
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HA-HA! Just laughed out loud at the first joke. Very commical and not predictable, thanks for posting, I love reading the jokes on these forums!


I laugh all the way to the bank;) Have had 2 wins over $500 and have earned thousands in comish.

Sometimes there is a fine line between a MLM advert and a joke. I try and cross that line;) Below are some I just re-e-launched.

How come the blond wouldn't use Turb0 Tax
S/he felt bad for the CPA in the CPU. http://www.money-talk.org/thread19967.html Save 25% on some versions of Turb0 Tax Marketing & Advertising 1 0 2012-02-11

http://azadboard.com/r/577
http://azadboard.com/r/577 Marketing & Advertising 1 0 2012-02-11

Behold a member of Thryn hath joined the A-Z AdBoard
Perhaps I shall stay a member of Thryn past my 14 day commitment. Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11

OnlineZeek Thanks for joining AZ AD Board
Also added you to this rotator http://azadboard.com/r/577 Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11

How come Sponge Bob wouldn't use Turb0 Tax
He felt bad for the CPA in the CPU. Save 25% on some versions of Turb0 Tax http://www.money-talk.org/thread19967.html Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11

Taxes can be Taxing
Is Turbo tax a cpa in a cpu? http://www.money-talk.org/thread19967.html is H and R scammy? Marketing & Advertising 2 0 2012-02-11

Will OneX become a house hold name? Like Mary Kay?
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=223103#post223103 http://everywhere.bizland.com/heartracingexcitementdragon22/ Once again thanks for joining Scott http://azadboard.com/?sslone1021 Society & Culture 3 0 2012-02-11

So Easy Your Grandmother could do it!! So Easy YOur Grandmother can do it
http://www.freeadsplanet.com/showthread.php?p=220475#post220475 http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941 1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for free info Society & Culture 5 0 2012-02-11

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Reasons to join the best lotto club.

1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack.
http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

#1 you want to win the lotto
#2 you have to far of a work commute
#3 your employer considers the restroom a privlage(sp? off)
#4 you don't want to waist money on the lotto-- You can actually make money with the club!!!

http://www.lottomagiconline.com/?Z4941

There is some funny stuff on the Brown Cafe forum about Brown going down the toilet.

Downside of winning the lotto.

1. You may get Fat.
2. Your spouse may make you move closer to the beach.
3. Family and friends will become more concerned about your money then you so just try and keep it a secrete.
4. You may not enjoy playing the lotto as much;)

1-877-526-6957 ID Z4941 for a free info pack.
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