clarissa_vargas
Full Member
Cash: $ 14.80
Posts: 73
Joined: 05 Mar 2010
Location: Long Beach
|
| Greedy Lawyers |
 |
|
Found this one online:
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The
lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"
|
Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:52 am |
|
|
kingmaker
New Poster
Cash: $ 0.40
Posts: 2
Joined: 29 Mar 2010
|
loved the joke.. thanks for sharing..
|
|
Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:27 am |
|
|
polybent
New Member
Cash: $ 1.80
Posts: 7
Joined: 10 Mar 2010
|
quote:
Originally posted by cleverboy
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
Top joke. I love it!! 
|
|
Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:04 am |
|
|
clarissa_vargas
Full Member
Cash: $ 14.80
Posts: 73
Joined: 05 Mar 2010
Location: Long Beach
|
Share more jokes please! Here goes another one of lawyers! (nothing personal).
A man went into a lawyer's office, and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted into the lawyer's office.
The man needed legal help, but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he inquired, "Can you tell me how much you charge?"
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $500 to answer three questions."
"Don't you think that's an awful lot of money to answer three questions?"
"Yes it is", answered the lawyer, "What's your third question?"
|
|
Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:03 am |
|
|
CaliChristian
Full Member
Cash: $ 9.45
Posts: 60
Joined: 29 Jul 2010
Location: California
|
haha awesome jokes, heres another.
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
|
|
Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:40 pm |
|
|
CaliChristian
Full Member
Cash: $ 9.45
Posts: 60
Joined: 29 Jul 2010
Location: California
|
haha awesome jokes, heres another.
A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake."
"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
|
|
Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:40 pm |
|
|
zenpkr
Member
Cash: $ 5.40
Posts: 22
Joined: 01 Sep 2010
Location: romania
|
quote:
Originally posted by cleverboy
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”
haha nice  post more
|
|
Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:43 am |
|
|
angel34pe
Member
Cash: $ 2.00
Posts: 10
Joined: 18 Sep 2010
|
Ha ha ha Nice joke.I like it.share more interesting jokes f any time.
|
|
Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:19 pm |
|
|
itmtra
Member
Cash: $ 5.15
Posts: 24
Joined: 11 Sep 2010
Location: United states
|
| Re: Cute money joke |
|
|
Very nice Jokes.
|
|
Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:46 am |
|
|
nik098
Member
Cash: $ 1.55
Posts: 22
Joined: 02 Oct 2010
|
LOL!
That made me laugh hard 
|
|
Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:30 pm |
|
|
nelsonjhon41
Member
Cash: $ 2.00
Posts: 10
Joined: 06 Jan 2011
|
It's Good
|
|
Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:54 pm |
|
|
Michigan
Preferred Member
Cash: $ 0.45
Posts: 140
Joined: 09 Sep 2010
Location: USA.
|
@Lotto, that Santa joke is funny.
|
|
Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:56 pm |
|
|
AdultSocial
Member
Cash: $ 3.35
Posts: 15
Joined: 20 Jul 2011
|
here's a quick money quote: The best way of saving money is to forget the person you borrowed it from
|
|
Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:06 pm |
|
|
|
